 I recommend that all supporters of the Yankee Empire send the following letter (or something very similar) to President Donald J. Trump:
Most Highly Esteemed and Honorable President Donald J. Trump 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC Dear President Trump, The entire world knows how fired up and excited you are to have finally started your very own war! (Well, we know that you are basically just doing Satanyahu's bidding, but it's ok – you can still call it your own.) I believe you have stated that there might wind up being American "boots on the ground" in Iran. Now, Mr. President, don't you think it would be extraordinarily PATRIOTIC of you to take young Barron down to the nearest recruiting station and sign him up? After all, he is 19 years old, right? Imagine the photo op! Young Barron putting his education at NYU's Stern School of Business on hold for a couple of years to serve in your BIG, BEAUTIFUL MILITARY! Come on now! Surely he can put off becoming a Wall Street investment banker, or hedge fund manager, or real estate tycoon for a couple of years while serving in your BIG BEAUTIFUL YANKEE EMPIRE MILITARY! And if Rubio, Hegseth, Huckabee, Tom Cotton, Ted Cruz, Roger Wicker, Randy Fine, Mike Johnson , John Thune, et al, have children between 17 and 35, encourage them to sign their kids up, too! Surely they can be trained very quickly to become maniacal killers of Iranians! Mr. President, we know you resisted going to Vietnam in the 60s, and we can't really blame you for that, but the time is now for all good men to come to the aid of their country! And Barron, being your son, must be a damn good man! So, whattaya say? Sincerely, Anthony Powell
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